just a little evening joke lord Nelson said to hardy get around all of the inns tonight and press gang any drunk you find into service for king and country we are going to need every man and jack that we can get in the early hours of the morning hardy came back with only two one with eyes like footballs the other with ears like king Charles Nelson took one look at them and said quick put them up in the crow's nest they will cause a riot down here and be fast about it we must sail with the morning tide two days out in sea the man with the football eyes cried out french man of war seven miles ahead nelson cried back up to him how do you know it's a french man of war the man cried back down to Nelson my brother can hear them taking my lord 😝😜 Beloud