WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move that’s got historians blushing and feminists fuming, the White House today pulled the sheet off a massive bronze monument dedicated to former President Bill Clinton’s “enduring contributions” to Oval Office decorum. The statue, prominently placed in the Rose Garden for all tourists to gawk at, features a smirking Clinton in full presidential swagger, with a lifelike bronze Monica Lewinsky on her knees right in front, looking up like she’s about to earn that infamous blue dress stain all over again.White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt defended the raunchy tribute, saying, “This isn’t just a statue—it’s a reminder of Bill’s pioneering work in intern relations. Who knew a cigar could spark such a legacy?” Critics, however, are calling it the most inappropriate erection in D.C. since… well, you know. Beloud