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Patriots Starting To Regret Drafting 130-Pound Linebacker Based Exclusively On Strength Of Cover Letter
The New England Patriots are beginning to regret their decision to draft linebacker Thurston Welles, who weighs only 130 pounds, based solely on the strength of his cover letter. The team ac...
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